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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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I sent my Soul through the Invisible, Some letter of that After-life spell, And...
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Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?...
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Uncultivated minds are not full of wild flowers, like uncultivated fields. Villainous weeds grow...
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Good writers define reality bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact...
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If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire...
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My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
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Life becomes religious whenever we make it so when some new light is seen,...