Quote #14612
The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
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There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which...
Quote #22662
Never fall out with your bread and butter.
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The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are...
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Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our...
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already...
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I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I...
Quote #30803
Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.