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Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life. And when a thought or resentment,...
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Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles…respect for human life, the punishment...
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The friendly cow all red and white, I love with all my heart: She...
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A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Those only are happy who have their minds fixed on some object other than...
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A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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After last night’s debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.