Quote #5186
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #5578
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in...
Quote #2658
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #16846
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #9221
There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
Quote #6065
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #14532
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #10605
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and...