Quote #28779
When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is...
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #14810
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #28806
God is the God of truth and every spiritual quality must live with that...
Quote #19485
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Quote #21491
Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.
Quote #20969
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become...
Quote #2625
The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.