Quote #13602
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Quote #12940
I dream for a living.
Quote #13521
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #12821
He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
Quote #13295
We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we...
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Quote #25935
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.
Quote #29521
What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #27016
The most important of my discoveries have been suggested to me by my failures.