Quote #30790
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #5169
Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
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The process of preparing programs for a digital computer is especially attractive, not only...
Quote #18341
If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit...
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An executive is a person who always decides sometimes he decides correctly, but he...
Quote #18835
Where can I find a man governed by reason instead of habits and urges
Quote #4198
Manifest plainness,Embrace simplicity,Reduce selfishness,Have few desires.