Quote #6239
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Quote #21036
The Devil finds work for idle hands.
Quote #31924
I love cats. I love their grace and their elegance. I love their independence...
Quote #23328
These young Americans sent a message to terrorists everywhere … You can run but...
Quote #33200
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #6217
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
Quote #6738
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Quote #11707
I think; therefore I am.