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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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When times are good, be happy, but when time are bad consider; God has...
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The Great Spirit, who made all things, made every thing for some use, and...
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You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Quote #17862
Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them...
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Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the...