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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved,...
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Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs.
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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
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Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff...
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How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...