Quote #27425
Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea but if this is tea,...
Quote #29551
A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above...
Quote #26769
In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24829
If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
Quote #25411
The worst of all deceptions is self-deception.
Quote #5794
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. When we really listen...
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #26585
For myself I am an optimist–it does not seem to be much use being...