Quote #30837
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.
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It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #30714
All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless...
Quote #8324
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...
Quote #14576
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Quote #5855
To govern is always to choose among disadvantages.
Quote #26805
When we conquer without danger our triumph is without glory.