Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #6872
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Quote #768
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #6496
Every hero becomes a bore at last.
Quote #9452
As you cannot have a sweet and wholesome abode unless you admit the air...
Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #21293
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on...
Quote #14249
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.
Quote #5583
Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.
Quote #10973
Necessity, who is the mother of invention.