Quote #34456
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Quote #28532
Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, ‘I have...
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #29571
…Him that I love, I wish to be free–even from me.
Quote #22958
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
Quote #29657
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
Quote #20512
At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a...
Quote #13107
A Cynic is what an Optimist calls a Realist
Quote #10743
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lessons afterwards.
Quote #11738
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.