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We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to...
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Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines...
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It is my observation that being beaten is often a temporary condition, that giving...
Quote #10829
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is...
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
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Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
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My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially...
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.