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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...
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If you must play, decide on three things at the start the rules of...
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Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly.
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I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a...
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It was when Lucifer first congratulated himself upon his angelic behavior that he became...
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Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech.
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...