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What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose...
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Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Hell is other people.
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I love and I hate. How can this be, you ask in vain. I...
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By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.
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Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The...
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They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I...
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I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...