Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #13214
Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice...
Quote #11170
A filthy mouth will not utter decent language.
Quote #12319
You will always find strongest and most violent where there is the lowest...
Quote #21315
One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about...
Quote #19744
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be...
Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #21979
It is extraordinary how extraordinary the ordinary person is.
Quote #7397
Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...