Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #16508
It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved...
Quote #14610
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Quote #3183
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Quote #6162
Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
Quote #25616
Pray To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of...
Quote #13381
If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
Quote #14583
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Quote #19435
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...