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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your...
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by...
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Yesterday, December 7, 1941 – a date which will live on in infamy –...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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To my mind to kill in war is not a whit better than to...
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I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is...
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You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history of the world,...
Quote #4201
He who knows others is wise;He who know himself is enlightened.
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.