Quote #173
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.
Quote #21615
Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than...
Quote #23921
Here’s to you ,as good as you are, And here’s to me, as bad...
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Quote #27037
In order to become the master the politician poses as the servant.
Quote #6481
Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #21706
Friends have all things in common.
Quote #2643
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.