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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense...
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A room without books is like a body without a soul.
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I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
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No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
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Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly...
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An apology for the devil it must be remembered that we have heard only...
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Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a...
Quote #29897
The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there...
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Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea...