Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #13470
The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must...
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #1843
One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government,...
Quote #27807
Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
Quote #16250
Thinking things has been done through the ages; knowing things remains to be done.
Quote #34266
It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Quote #13182
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I...
Quote #3236
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
Quote #22153
Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...