Quote #13081
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch....
Quote #159
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #20774
Become addicted to constant and never-ending self improvement.
Quote #5039
We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #7711
I pray thee cease thy counsel, Which falls into mine ears as profitless as...
Quote #7358
No mortal man, moreover is wise at all moments.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #24904
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about...
Quote #23145
History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn.