Quote #8827
The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.
Quote #20877
Thou art all the comfort, The Gods will diet me with.
Quote #34605
Golf isn’t a game, it’s a choice that one makes with one’s life.
Quote #27271
A good deal happens in a man’s life that he isn’t responsible for. Fortunate...
Quote #24240
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #17899
Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #12309
An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #18723
Die I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Quote #716
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...