Quote #28365
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #7916
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #25365
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised...
Quote #14531
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Quote #33646
The welfare of the people is the ultimate law.
Quote #15565
No liberal man would impute a charge of unsteadiness to another for having changed...
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #12144
The greatest ideas are the simplest.
Quote #33843
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself – and you are...