Quote #22842
People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
Quote #18082
Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...
Quote #5999
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay...
Quote #21852
There comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that...
Quote #23909
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #29183
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #2542
History is bunk.
Quote #20728
Why was I born with such contemporaries