Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
Quote #32434
Do not regret growing older. It’s a privilege denied to many.
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #3819
If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.
Quote #6560
America, why are your libraries full of tears?
Quote #21057
Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books
Quote #3495
The affections are like lightning; You cannot tell where they will strike till they...
Quote #29055
The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the...
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #17931
I know what pleasure is, for I have done good work.