Quote #6405
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart...
Quote #5471
Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Quote #20915
O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest...
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #12023
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
Quote #6109
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which...
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #31481
The direction of a man’s thought is always the decisive factor in his personality....