Quote #5186
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
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It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for...
Quote #24865
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
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It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the...
Quote #24062
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you...
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #31303
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say...
Quote #4210
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Quote #7646
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And...