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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
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The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
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Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
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Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.
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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.