Quote #2734
Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and...
Quote #11613
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Quote #6859
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the...
Quote #33316
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Quote #1370
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #15204
The healthy, the strong individual, is the one who asks for help when he...
Quote #329
It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
Quote #7098
In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but...
Quote #30139
If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...