Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28432 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
Bill Watterson, cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes" Quote #15660 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
F. Scott Fitzgerald Quote #6539 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind.
Douglas Adams Quote #16694 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
John Viscount Morley, of Blackburn Quote #7911 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Chinese Proverb, The Graduates Book of Wisdom Quote #4105 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing...
Michael Caine Quote #26236 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
H. L. Mencken Quote #2776 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Mark Twain Quote #9985 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I was born modest. Not all over, but in spots.
Sir Francis Bacon Quote #5804 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...