Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #27333
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
Quote #26804
Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we...
Quote #34668
If you would not step into the harlot’s house, do not go by the...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #28
Nothing fails like success.
Quote #31019
Be very circumspect in the choice of thy company. In the society of thine...
Quote #5388
My sense of God is my sense of wonder about the Universe.
Quote #28592
Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and...
Quote #20019
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.