Quote #4267
The man who in view of gain thinks of righteousness; who in the view...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #27519
The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education.
Quote #22955
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #12045
The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...
Quote #2617
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...
Quote #3770
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that...
Quote #33565
It’s important to begin a search on a full stomach.
Quote #14990
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible...
Quote #7890
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.