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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
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If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too...
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
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It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
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We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them.
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A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight, And walks with...
Quote #11713
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him! (said after capture of Saddam)