Quote #10678
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
Quote #28286
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #5942
Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.
Quote #5904
Arms are instruments of ill omen. . . . When one is compelled to...
Quote #21746
Action is at bottom a swinging and flailing of the arms to regain one’s...
Quote #29608
Failure is a path, not a destination.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #20241
Solitude is fine, but you need someone to tell you that solitude is fine.
Quote #19710
Without justice courage is weak.
Quote #2913
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...