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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
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Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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There is only one success … to be able to spend your life in...
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Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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If someone tells you who they are, believe them.
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Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else–and usually it’s...
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Beware how you take away hope from another human being.
Quote #11988
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.