Quote #32727
Life is a continual upgrade.
Quote #19316
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Quote #22774
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
Quote #6421
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your...
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #4476
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Quote #3015
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Quote #27111
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of...
Quote #11153
A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor.