Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #2448
People and things do not upset us, rather we upset ourselves by believing that...
Quote #27325
All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is...
Quote #6764
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #29651
You see few people here in America who really care very much about living...
Quote #3345
Vox populi, vox humbug.
Quote #11179
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Quote #2947
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly...
Quote #2460
Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial...
Quote #24671
Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally...