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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
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Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time.
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Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is...
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When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
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Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger...
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If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
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The love of nature is consolation against failure.
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Men are so stupid and concerned with their present needs, they will always let...
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I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...