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If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere...
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Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, And think they grow immortal as...
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve...
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It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
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You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.
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Virtual Reality is like mainlining television.
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It is the duty of every patriot to protect his country from its government.