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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne...
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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If...
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Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in...
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Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
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The human heart, at whatever age, opens only to the heart that opens in...
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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and...
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A decent boldness ever meets with friends.