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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done.
Quote #22831
Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality.
Quote #21017
Please all, and you will please none.
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We hate some persons because we do not know them and we will not...
Quote #20929
How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states...
Quote #13746
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided...
Quote #13057
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
Quote #14879
Let us think of education as the means of developing our greatest abilities, because...
Quote #27229
Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for...