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Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
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There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire....
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Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...
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Wasting sarcasm is a sin.
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Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half sorrow.
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Gentlemen prefer bonds.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
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Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still...
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A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He...
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The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It...