Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #13792
You can never plan the future by the past.
Quote #11985
Live simply that others may simply live.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #2690
The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms...
Quote #32631
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Quote #8006
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #25620
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Quote #27057
Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how....
Quote #33570
There’s an old saying that if you come back to the place where you...