Quote #14510
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
Quote #26855
It’s impossible to reach good conclusions with bad information. . . . We’re all...
Quote #2632
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Quote #14363
Religion is a candle inside a multicolored lantern. Everyone looks through a particular color,...
Quote #2381
A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his...
Quote #2714
All general statements are false.
Quote #2027
Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.
Quote #34529
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
Quote #32115
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of...
Quote #25679
Don’t set your wit against a child.