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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse...
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
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Sometimes when learning comes before experience It doesn’t make sense right away.
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The author of genius does keep till his last breath the spontaneity, the ready...
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married,...
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Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back...
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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for...
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Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I...