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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
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One wordFrees us of all the weight and pain of life:That word is love.
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Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can.
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Solon used to say that speech was the image of actions… that laws were...
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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After you’ve been in a place for a while, everything starts to look… I...
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
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An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he’s in. He treats...