Quote #33654
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #8907
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
Quote #11314
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Quote #28359
The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
Quote #24516
Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
Quote #15995
To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these...
Quote #8853
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Quote #19774
The most wonderful of all things in life, I believe, is the discovery of...
Quote #14037
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...